1Marie Antoinette Salt & Pepper Set
To get the seasoning out, it's off with her head — literally. The coiffed top part detaches to reveal to separate shakers.
2Bacon Lip Balm
This stuff is a true strip tease: It smells exactly like bacon, but buyers will assure you that it doesn't take like it.
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3Pull-On Baby "Chaps"
If a man in chaps is the hottest thing you've ever seen, then a baby in them is going to be the cutest.
4Cow Couture Cushion
For anyone who's ever looked at a picture of a cow and thought, "You know what she could really use? A flower crown," you're in luck. The Mercantile stocks just that as a pillow and framed collage.
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5Emergency Googly Eyes
I've never thought to myself, damn, I wish I had some googly eyes right now, but I've also never been to Pawhuska, OK. Maybe the locals there have different needs.
6Pickle Bandages
These veggie-inspired bandages are conversation starters — AKA not for shy folks who don't want to make a big dill about their injury.
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7Finger Puppet Fridge Magnets
Drummond sells 28 different versions that range from Pope Francis (who looks suspiciously like the Cake Boss in finger puppet-form) to Marilyn Monroe.
8Sushi Play Set
Drummond's more of a hearty chili, cheesy potato kind of gal, but her shop might suggest otherwise. This wooden play set has California rolls, soy sauce, and sashimi.
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9U.S.A. Skillet
While not the most practical, this novelty pan certainly tugs at the heartstrings of folks in the American heartland.
10Whoopee Cushion
You'd think a woman who cooks for a living wouldn't want to give her guests gas, but apparently a little bathroom humor is fine.
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