The 10 Weirdest Things You Can Buy At The Pioneer Woman's New Store

To get the seasoning out, it's off with her head — literally. The coiffed top part detaches to reveal to separate shakers.

This stuff is a true strip tease: It smells exactly like bacon, but buyers will assure you that it doesn't take like it.

If a man in chaps is the hottest thing you've ever seen, then a baby in them is going to be the cutest.

For anyone who's ever looked at a picture of a cow and thought, "You know what she could really use? A flower crown," you're in luck. The Mercantile stocks just that as a pillow and framed collage.

I've never thought to myself, damn, I wish I had some googly eyes right now, but I've also never been to Pawhuska, OK. Maybe the locals there have different needs.

These veggie-inspired bandages are conversation starters — AKA not for shy folks who don't want to make a big dill about their injury.

Drummond sells 28 different versions that range from Pope Francis (who looks suspiciously like the Cake Boss in finger puppet-form) to Marilyn Monroe.

Drummond's more of a hearty chili, cheesy potato kind of gal, but her shop might suggest otherwise. This wooden play set has California rolls, soy sauce, and sashimi.

While not the most practical, this novelty pan certainly tugs at the heartstrings of folks in the American heartland.

You'd think a woman who cooks for a living wouldn't want to give her guests gas, but apparently a little bathroom humor is fine.