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The 10 Weirdest Things You Can Buy At The Pioneer Woman's New Store

If you're not buying bacon-scented lip balm, you're doing something wrong.

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If her mega-successful blog, bestselling books, and beloved TV show have taught as anything about Ree Drummond — who you probably know as the Pioneer Woman — it's that girlfriend's got a great sense of humor. (Well, that and she can seriously cook.) Her Mercantile shop is further proof: Here are 10 of our favorite oddball housewares she's selling there.

1

Marie Antoinette Salt & Pepper Set

Figurine, Head, Toy, Sculpture, Beige, Doll, Porcelain, Neck, Tableware,

To get the seasoning out, it's off with her head — literally. The coiffed top part detaches to reveal to separate shakers.

2

Bacon Lip Balm

Red, Sports drink, Energy shot, Energy drink, Drink,

This stuff is a true strip tease: It smells exactly like bacon, but buyers will assure you that it doesn't take like it.

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3

Pull-On Baby "Chaps"

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If a man in chaps is the hottest thing you've ever seen, then a baby in them is going to be the cutest.

4

Cow Couture Cushion

Brown, Organism, Pattern, Bovine, Terrestrial animal, Art, Linens, Creative arts, Fawn, Working animal,

For anyone who's ever looked at a picture of a cow and thought, "You know what she could really use? A flower crown," you're in luck. The Mercantile stocks just that as a pillow and framed collage.

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5

Emergency Googly Eyes

Auto part, Wheel,

I've never thought to myself, damn, I wish I had some googly eyes right now, but I've also never been to Pawhuska, OK. Maybe the locals there have different needs.

6

Pickle Bandages

Cucumber,

These veggie-inspired bandages are conversation starters — AKA not for shy folks who don't want to make a big dill about their injury.

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7

Finger Puppet Fridge Magnets

Cartoon, Finger, Illustration, Gesture, Hand, Thumb, Physician, White coat, Glasses,

Drummond sells 28 different versions that range from Pope Francis (who looks suspiciously like the Cake Boss in finger puppet-form) to Marilyn Monroe.

8

Sushi Play Set

Font, Carmine, Bottle cap, Condiment, Ingredient, Bottle, Peach, Coquelicot, Graphics, Circle,

Drummond's more of a hearty chili, cheesy potato kind of gal, but her shop might suggest otherwise. This wooden play set has California rolls, soy sauce, and sashimi.

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9

U.S.A. Skillet

Metal,

While not the most practical, this novelty pan certainly tugs at the heartstrings of folks in the American heartland.

10

Whoopee Cushion

Pink, Illustration, Balloon,

You'd think a woman who cooks for a living wouldn't want to give her guests gas, but apparently a little bathroom humor is fine.

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