Did you wake up thinking, "I sure wish the first thing I see on my feed this morning is a buttercream rendering of a baby crowning?" Excellent news! Amy Schumer (who is in her third trimester) posted exactly that to Instagram this morning. Mmm.
Her sister-in-law Molly Fischer "surprised [her] with a horrifying cake" over the weekend, she explained in her caption before hashtagging the whole thing "#haunting" and "#butthole." The cake is indeed horrifying, featuring a Cabbage Patch Kid's face emerging from a dilated cake cervix and such. That's all enclosed by chocolate sprinkle pubes, edible buttcheeks, and a tiny frosted butthole.
Molly also posted her masterpiece to Instagram, writing "The butthole was the final touch." She gave no further explanation as to how, why, when, or—again—WHY.
No word on whether or not the Schumer-Fischer household ate the whole cake or whether or not they enjoyed it, but, honestly, some things are just none of our goddamn business.
