Sophie Turner (have you heard of her?) and Joe Jonas (have you heard of him?) got impromptu-married in Vegas a few months ago. As such, Sophie never really had herself a good old bachelorette party...until now.
Instagram pictures galore from all of her best friends show the women landed in Benidorm, Spain, last night for some heavy partying. Sophie hasn't chronicled any of the trip herself just yet, but again, her friends have been excellent at keeping us updated.
For instance, her friend Blair Noel Croce began by putting up a picture of their crew on a private jet. Their mid-air meal? McDonald's. Please note the caption: "We can’t have nice things. The entire plane spilled their McDonald’s & drinks on take off. Bless that flight attendant’s heart." This is funny for a myriad of reasons I'll leave you to figure out on your own.
At some point on the flight, they popped champagne:
When they landed, they all put on ridiculously fun and colorful wigs. That makes this picture of them sipping Smirnoff Ice (!) from penis straws (!) all the more fun. Please also note Sophie's garter, sash, and general dedication to nailing this photo.
I guess at some point they switched out the penis straws for regular ones, but alas. Nothing gold can stay, you know?
It's unclear if the festivities will continue over the next few days, but regardless, the content has been magnificent thus far. Here's hoping they have buckets of fried chicken and pin-the-edible-dick-on-the-dude on the way home.
Tess Koman covers breaking (food) news, opinion pieces, and features on larger happenings in the food world. She oversees editorial content on Delish. Her work has appeared on Cosmopolitan.com, Elle.com, and Esquire.com.
