Every year Jimmy Kimmel asks his viewers to record themselves telling their kids that they ate all of the Halloween candy. It never gets old. This year's best responses to Kimmel's request were aired last night, and the disappointed kids' reactions ranged from "You ruined my life!" to "It's okay" to "You can never, ever, ever listen about candy!" Tantrums were thrown, dishes were thrown, chairs were thrown, and even expletives were thrown. The lesson, as always, is that kids really, really love candy. Watch above. For the record, this kid is our favorite:

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