When you're walking down that tree-lined block in the hipster-most corner of Brooklyn, look up at the third industrial loft on the right. That's Ray, sitting in the window. Watching. Thinking. Silently judging you. 

Ray lives with Alyssa, a 27-year-old who is all about staying healthy and being super annoying—just like this green glop she chugs every morning. Ray can't believe she thinks human or cat should drink anything that looks like it came from a scene from Ghostbusters. Ray needs Alyssa to find a new breakfast, something that involves more shredded cheese, straight from the bag.

Ray loves Alyssa. But her penchant for trendy crap makes Ray want to take a long nap. Because Ray just don't care.

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