When you're walking down that tree-lined block in the hipster-most corner of Brooklyn, look up at the third industrial loft on the right. That's Ray, sitting in the window. Watching. Thinking. Silently judging you.
Ray lives with Alyssa, a 27-year-old who is all about what's popping up at the hottest cafés—like kale chips and avocado toast. Ray can't believe she thinks smashing an avocado on a dumb piece of bread is considered "gourmet." Ray needs Alyssa to find a snack, something that involves ALL the cans of tuna.
Ray loves Alyssa. But her penchant for trendy crap—like this annoying avocado toast—makes Ray want to take a long nap. Because Ray just don't care.
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