When you're walking down that tree-lined block in the hipster-most corner of Brooklyn, look up at the third industrial loft on the right. That's Ray, sitting in the window. Watching. Thinking. Silently judging you.
Ray lives with Alyssa, a 27-year-old who is all about what's hot at the farmers' market—like black garlic and baby kale. Ray can't believe she thinks that throwing this dumb curly vegetable in a bowl with lemons and calling it a salad makes it edible. Ray needs Alyssa to find a new lunch, something that involves 100% more milk. Just in a bowl.
Ray loves Alyssa. But her penchant for trendy crap—like this pretentious kale salad—makes Ray want to take a long nap. Because Ray just don't care.
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