When you're walking down that tree-lined block in the hipster-most corner of Brooklyn, look up at the third industrial loft on the right. That's Ray, sitting in the window. Watching. Thinking. Silently judging you.
Ray lives with Alyssa, a 27-year-old who just bought an effing ridiculous pour-over coffee contraption. Ray can't even with this thing—so much glass to break, little strings to be bitten. Ray needs Alyssa to find a new hobby, something that involves more sleeping all day, jumping in boxes or knocking things off the counter.
Ray loves Alyssa. But her penchant for trendy crap—like this stupid coffee gadget—makes Ray want to take a long nap. Because Ray just don't care.
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