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The Goop Gift Guide Is Here And It's As Delightfully Ridiculous As Ever

From a camel milk delivery service to a $755 saucepan.

By Caroline Hallemann
Kettle, Fashion accessory, Tableware,
Goop

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From a camel milk delivery service to a $755 saucepan.

1

Rose Quartz Egg

Beige, Bag, Fashion accessory, Handbag,
Goop

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$55

Because all anyone ever wanted for Christmas was a crystal to put in their vagina.

2

Platine Medium Saucepan

Lid, Serveware, Stock pot, Cookware and bakeware, Tableware, Kettle, Teapot, Sugar bowl, Metal, Tea set,
Goop

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$755

To fancy up your Blue Apron meal.

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3

Children's Pink Satin Shoes by Christian Louboutin

Footwear, Pink, Shoe, Product, Mary jane, Baby & toddler shoe, Beige, Sandal, Ballet flat, Slingback,
Goop

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$250 (they're currently sold out, but you can add yourself to a waitlist)

How else is the whole family supposed to match in the Christmas card picture?

4

Personalized Fiaru Folder

Orange, Red, Brown, Tan, Leather, Wallet, Fashion accessory, Rectangle,
Goop

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$94

Because if your leather file folders aren't monogrammed, what's even the point?

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5

Gentner Design Chocolate Cutter

Kitchen appliance, Still life photography,
Goop

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Price upon request (so you know it's fancy).

For when your diet limits you to a quarter of a Reese's.

6

Mushroom Hot Cacao Mix with Cordyceps

Food, Ingredient, Cuisine, Vegan nutrition, Snack,
Goop

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$20

For everyone on your list who's ever asked for hot chocolate with a side of 'shrooms.

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7

L'officine Universelle Buly Silk Toothbrush

Brush, Comb, Toothbrush, Personal care, Hair accessory, Cosmetics,
Goop

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$42

When you use $100 toothpaste, a typical brush just can't keep up.

8

Joint Case

Pink, Material property, Hand, Font,
Courtesy of Goop

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$45

Of course it comes in millennial pink.

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9

Camel Milk Subscription Service

Box, Logo,
Goop

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$103/month

When almond simply won't do.

10

Great White Shark Cat Bed

Cat, Small to medium-sized cats, Felidae, Whiskers, Cat furniture, Cat bed, Cat supply, Fawn, Kitten,
Goop

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$89

I gotta give Gwynie credit. I'd buy this one for the cat lady in my life.\

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