21 Crazy Doritos Flavors You Won't Believe Exist

This Halloween, Japan is getting black-garlic-flavored Doritos, so you can color us jealous. If you think this is weird, you need to WAKE UP because black garlic is one of the greatest foods in our sweet universe. 

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Not gonna lie, we'd try this Japanese flavor mashup — we're kind of hoping they taste like Caesar salad dressing? There's also a garlic-and-shrimp flavor that you can actually buy online! 

Honestly ... we're not sure what to make of this Japanese release. Are they half almond and half cheese? Is it one big almond-cheese mashup? We need answers, Doritos.

Doritos Bits weren't actually chips at all, but bite-sized rings with a paprika seasoning.

Clam chowder corn chips. Sounds like a dream ... made of nightmares.

These also came from Japan, and TBH they actually sound pretty intriguing?

Salsa flavoring for a tortilla chip makes perfect sense. Chicken ... does not.

Who wants to eat something with "third-degree burn" in the name?!

Damn it, Doritos, please launch your weird Japanese flavors in the U.S.!

Remember when Doritos released "Collisions," which was basically just two flavors of chips in one bag? Theoretically, sour cream-flavored tortilla chips might sound like a good idea, but ... it wasn't.

Speaking of Collisions, one of the better/weirder offerings was the hot wings-and-blue cheese-flavored chip combo. They were surprisingly delicious.

Sooooo when are they coming out with sushi-flavored Doritos? Any time soon? No? Someone please get back to me about this. Asking for a friend.

Green chips ... seems legit ...

This flavor was part of the top secret test flavor project, where the brand released a variety of bags that left the taste as a mystery to customers. The 404 version turned out to be Caribbean Citrus Jerk flavor, which was pretty spicy (and delicious).

It's unclear what late nights or all-nighters have to do with cheeseburgers, but Doritos nailed this flavor anyway.

These were apparently super spicy, unlike Taco Bell's former salsa of the same name (I've said it 400 times, and I'll say it again, PLEASE BRING THE SALSA VERDE BACK, T-BELL).

Our favorite hot sauce finally had a baby with our favorite chip, and the result was deliciously spicy and extremely orange.

What's not to like about bacon-and-potato-flavored seasoning? A+ job, Japan!

I guess that's an interesting reinterpretation of nacho cheese?

These rectangular-shaped chips were also released in Japan, and apparently tasted like miso and hoisin sauce.