1Rose Co Bangle Bracelet Flask
2Ostrich Pillow
$99 BUY NOW
This pillow is perfect for when you need to take a nap after dinner but don't want to be *rude* by excusing yourself.
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3The Official BS Button
$8 BUY NOW
Press this button every time your racist uncle starts trying to prove his conspiracy theories to you.
4Loftus International Funny Fork
$6 BUY NOW
This two-foot-long extendable fork is ideal for when your brother takes the last piece of pie and you're like "Hell no, I'll kill you" and you eat off his plate from across the table.
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5Ban.do Sip Sip Tumbler
$14 BUY NOW
S/O to my brother who's brought a Styrofoam cup full of some sort of liquor/soda drink to every Thanksgiving dinner we've ever had. Be like my brother (minus the Styrofoam because it's bad for the environment, FOR SHAME) and start bringing your own booze-filled cup to dinner.
6Scented Pink Floam Slime by KonradKreations
From $5 BUY NOW
Give yourself something to fidget with so you don't end up breaking someone's face when the family starts to talk politics. This "floam" is like a foamy slime that won't stick to your hands.
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7Guzzle Buddy
$22 BUY NOW
Don't bother filling up your glass four times at dinner — just pop the glass right onto a bottle of wine! It saves you valuable time and energy that can otherwise be used for arguing with your cousins or playing with their kids.
8The Official High Times Cannabis Cookbook
From $10 BUY NOW
If you're hoping for a chill Thanksgiving dinner this year, your only option is to make a pumpkin pie with weed in it.
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9Flents Quiet Please Ear Plugs
$12 BUY NOW
Get these "Quiet Please" ear plugs for when you're just straight-up done listening to everyone's garbage. Daydream about the nap you're going to take when this fresh hell is over.
10Spanx Faux Leather Moto Leggings
$110 BUY NOW
These Spanx leggings hold you in so well, it'll look like you're down a size or two — even when you have half a turkey in your stomach. Trick your jerk aunt who always body-shames you when you eat into thinking you lost weight, so you can finally go for that third helping without her saying a damn word.
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11Stress Relief Squishy Cake By YoYa Toys
$14 BUY NOW
Because sometimes we just need to squeeze something to keep from screaming out loud.
12What Do You Meme?
$30 BUY NOW
It's the end of the evening when everyone's slightly drunk with their cups of coffee, and you're trying to avoid the point at which someone asks about when you're getting married or having children. What better time is there to play a rousing game of What Do You Meme (which is basically like Cards Against Humanity, but with memes from the internet)? Everyone will laugh and maybe pee their pants a little, and you may see a different side of your family that you weren't prepared for.
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13The Container Store Fridge Locker
$20 BUY NOW
For when you need to keep your leftovers safely stored from thieving hands.
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