What Your Pizza Order Reveals About You

People may call you boring or traditional, but you prefer the term classicist. You appreciate pizza for what it is: a slab of expertly cooked dough, tomato sauce, and cheese. There's a good chance you've read Marie Kondo's book cover to cover at least once, so you're well-versed in the virtues of a stripped-down, no-frills life — pizza order included.

If you take your pizza dotted with processed meat, you might have a slight case of Peter Pan Syndrome. To put it simply: You never want to grow up. Pepperoni is the topping of choice at kiddie birthday parties, and eating it brings you back to a simpler time. (Even more so if you pick the pepperoni off and eat it first.) There's nothing wrong with the order, but you might want to consider stepping outside of your comfort zone next time you call Dominos.

You were probably on the debate team in high school. It's not that you love the idea of fruit on pizza — you just love the conversation it sparks. That's why you take every opportunity to order the pineapple and ham pizza. Or you're Canadian.

It doesn't offend you when friends jokingly call you "mom" because you know it's done lovingly. What you really wanted was a healthy salad, but you caved when everyone voted 'za. The one thing you wouldn't compromise on, though? Some vegetable toppings.

Your phone is constantly dying because of the time you spend scrolling through Instagram. To you, food's not worth trying unless one of your favorite bloggers has posted about it. When you order a Nutella-stuffed, cookie-dough topped pie, you probably won't take more than a bite — but your followers never have to know.