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What Your Pizza Order Reveals About You

Just hear the pineapple lovers out, alright?

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You know what they say: Toppings speak louder than words.

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Junk food, Food, Pizza, Dish, Pepperoni, Cuisine, Ingredient, Fast food, Tarte flambée, Pizza cheese,

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Plain

Pizza Hack
Jonathan Boulton

People may call you boring or traditional, but you prefer the term classicist. You appreciate pizza for what it is: a slab of expertly cooked dough, tomato sauce, and cheese. There's a good chance you've read Marie Kondo's book cover to cover at least once, so you're well-versed in the virtues of a stripped-down, no-frills life — pizza order included.

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Pepperoni

Which Pizza Has The Most Pepperoni?
Jonathan Boulton

If you take your pizza dotted with processed meat, you might have a slight case of Peter Pan Syndrome. To put it simply: You never want to grow up. Pepperoni is the topping of choice at kiddie birthday parties, and eating it brings you back to a simpler time. (Even more so if you pick the pepperoni off and eat it first.) There's nothing wrong with the order, but you might want to consider stepping outside of your comfort zone next time you call Dominos.

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Hawaiian

Dish, Food, Cuisine, Ingredient, Produce, Staple food, Flatbread, Baked goods, Comfort food, Finger food,

You were probably on the debate team in high school. It's not that you love the idea of fruit on pizza — you just love the conversation it sparks. That's why you take every opportunity to order the pineapple and ham pizza. Or you're Canadian.

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Meat Lovers

Sausage and Mushroom Pizza
Marcus Nilsson

Bulking up, bro? You're looking to assert your dominance, and there's no better way to do so than slamming back slice after slice of protein-packed pizza. You can be a little bull-headed and overly confident at times, so next time you feel like you're about to fly off the handle — just cork yourself with a slice.

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Vegetable

Food, Cuisine, Dish, Ingredient, Flatbread, Produce, Fast food, Comfort food, Quiche, Recipe,

It doesn't offend you when friends jokingly call you "mom" because you know it's done lovingly. What you really wanted was a healthy salad, but you caved when everyone voted 'za. The one thing you wouldn't compromise on, though? Some vegetable toppings.

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Dessert

Stuffed Dessert Pizza
Chelsea Lupkin

Your phone is constantly dying because of the time you spend scrolling through Instagram. To you, food's not worth trying unless one of your favorite bloggers has posted about it. When you order a Nutella-stuffed, cookie-dough topped pie, you probably won't take more than a bite — but your followers never have to know.

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