40 Things No Woman Over 40 Should Have

It's basically just an excuse to hide clutter that you probably forgot existed. 

While washing your towels after every three uses and giving them a vinegar treatment will typically keep 'em fresh, if they're discolored, it's time to pony up for new ones.

No matter how cute they are or how perfectly they pair with your LBD, if your heels hurt so much that you avoid wearing them—or worse, wear them and have to hobble all day—add your kicks to the donation pile. 

Like it or not, your shoes are already tracking bacteria all of over your house. Don't let the stench travel too. If the odor reaches your nose, buy some new sneaks.

If you can toss back a tipple in one of these and think back fondly on the trip you took, then by all means, keep one or two around for a wild game night. But if your collection is filled with unsentimental gifts, give something else the chance to gather dust. 

You have the photos, you have the memories, and you don't need the clutter. Can't seem to part with all that taffeta? Turn them into dress-up clothes for your little one.

If your girls are bulging out, your straps are digging into your shoulders, or your cups are gaping, it's time to give up on your old standby. Same goes for any bras that are really starting to show their age.

We're not referring to the style of your jeans, but rather those jeans you've held onto since you were 20, hoping they'd one day fit again. As Marie Kondo would say, don't keep anything in your closet that doesn't spark joy. Same goes for things that don't button. 

We don't know why socks always run away after laundry sessions, but we do know that their fallen brethren aren't worth holding onto. Unless you're really into puppets. 

Yes, your kid is #1, but if your kid is also no longer actually a kid, take a #shelfie of all of the participation trophies she's gathered over the years and frame that instead to make room for more memories.

Go ahead and treat yourself to a fresh bottle that won't make your fingers smell like vinegar every time you eat a french fry. You deserve it.

...or basically any decor that looks like you bought it in your college bookstore. If it's a poster you love, frame it. Any inexpensive frame will do!

...that is if you haven't touched them since 2010 because Alexa plays all your music now. If that's the case, let something more useful take up bookcase space. 

Of course there's nothing wrong with getting a little dirt on your fingers, but if your gloves are too beat up, you could be susceptible to injuries. Consider repurposing them and the rest of your old tools into pretty DIY projects.

You take pride in your backyard, and the simplest way to show that to your guests is by upping your chair game. And once you've swapped out the flimsy ones, here are more ideas for how to beautify the space. 

With so many dreamy ways to decorate year-round with twinkly lights, why settle for standard strands when bulbs now come in so many different magical styles. 

The rule of thumb is that ground spices are good for about two to three years while whole spices can last up to four. 

Some things, like the cast iron skillet you inherited from your mom, can stand the test of time. But that once non-stick pan you bought at the dollar store should probably go if it still has residue or rust even after you've given it the white vinegar treatment. 

If you upgraded to a smartphone years ago and that Krzr is still sitting in your junk drawer, donate it to someone who can get more use out of it than you will. Contact your carrier to see if they work with any charities, or look into organizations like Cell Phones for Soldiers.

Those annoying things are always causing dents in your favorite dresses and getting tangled up in your freshly organized closet. Switch to wood or fabric and upcycle the wire ones into a whimsical Christmas craft.