18 Gifts For Anyone Who's Way Too Obsessed With McDonald's

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ThisBig Mac backpack is literally what dreams are made of (if your dreams include juicy burgers). Probably don't use this one to carry heavy electronics and text books, but definitely use it to carry your beach gear or weekend basics.  

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Your next yoga class just got TURNT. This extreme-closeup view is unmistakably McDonald's, minus the fact that all the smushy ones (which are THE BEST ONES) have been removed.  

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If you are not freaking out about this tote bag shaped like a large french fries box, do you even really love McDonald's, bro?!?!?!

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Urban Decay's Naked Palettes mean NOTHING to me anymore. 

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Why are you like this, internet? 

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TFW you're extremely passionate about the "breakfast all day" rollout. 

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FFS McDonald's, bring it back!!! 

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It's the perfect birthday card for that friend you always end up going to McDonald's with when you both get too drunk! 

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This shirt screams "fries before guys!" (and also before everything else, because fries). 

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I'm about to admit something that I think you secretly also believe, which is that I think McDonald's hashbrowns are the world's finest culinary application of the potato. Don't @ me. 

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More like nugs and drugs, amiright?!

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So. Hungry. Send. Help. 

P.S. If a phone case isn't what you're in need of, don't fret — you can get this print on pretty much anything, from tote bags to pillow cases, here. 

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If you have strong feelings about the McChicken, here's an easy way to tell everyone about it. 

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Make sure to stock up first, because you'll need a few real-life Big Macs worth of fuel to complete this 500-piece puzzle. 

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This tee is solely reserved for the McD's purists of the world. The McMinimalists, if you will. 

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Wow, we're just busy imagining all the beach day Instagram opportunities this towel would provide. A+ backdrop! Much sexy, very wow. 

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If you're deeply passionate about bringing back the Mulan Szechuan Sauce (or if you are a fan of Rick and Morty), here's a petition that has like 30,000 signatures. You're not alone! 

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You'll be the coolest kid in the dorm with this twin-sized McDonald's duvet that definitely won't mark you permanently as the biggest stoner on campus.