Remember when a unicorn was just a mythical creature and not something you wanted to eat? It's getting harder and harder to remember those innocent days thanks to the deluge of unicorn lattes, toasts, and cakes that have assaulted our eyeballs as of late. And look, as a food website, we're guilty of promulgating the trend: We've made the cakes, sipped the Frappuccinos, and written about the lattes. But with great power comes great responsibility, which is why we feel it necessary to show you the dark side of the trend. All this unicorn stuff has caused more than only meltdowns — it's led to straight-up failure. Here are 11 tries that juuuust missed the mark.
When a phallic horn makes your cake more appropriate for a bachelorette party than a 5-year-old's.
Me so horny?
Dragon, unicorn — same diff.
The magic of this treat is that it's anything you want it to be: a Christmas tree, the Grinch, or, you know, a cupcake.
This looks like it belongs on the cover of a smutty romance novel.
But what, exactly, are we looking at here?
Hi, 911? Yah, my unicorn's horn fell off, and I'm not sure if she's gonna make it.
Emergency!
You'll never believe how this unicorn's body changed after cutting two things out of her diet!
#TransformationTuesday
Not sure what's happening here, but I'd still eat it.
It's so many things — all of them confusing and delicious.
So this is what it would look like if Kermit the Frog had a baby with a unicorn.
That's a face only Miss Piggy could love.
The caption says it all: This more closely resembles a possessed cat dressed like a unicorn.
The sparkle eyes are a nice, albeit desperate, touch, though.
Not even London is immune to a unicorn fail.
Looks like My Little Pony ran face-first into a sliding glass door.
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