1Star Wars
Leaving our marriage in a galaxy far, far away.
2No Prob.
I got 99 problems but a marriage ain't one.
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3Double, Double, Toil, and Trouble
Let that cauldron bubble.
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8Freedom!
Cut the ball & chain loose.
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11Messy split
That's the last time he'll ask her to take care of the garbage.
12Independence Day
The proof is in the pudding, er, filling.
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14Not safe for work
Yikes—that's one way to let everyone know Janice in accounting is single.
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15Yoda Approves
Do or do not, there is no try. Works for Jedis and marriage.
16A little cake about Jack and Diane
...long after the thrill of livin' is gone!
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18What an animal
He really showed his true spots towards the end.
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19Chains of love
Her friends always said marrying him was a crime.
20Out of sight
We guess she didn't want him seeing other people.
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