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23 Foods That Look Disturbingly Sexual

You can't make this stuff up.

By The Editors at Cosmopolitan.com
Skin, Orange, Joint, Fluid, Organ, Muscle, Peach, Tan, Abdomen, Close-up,

You can't make this stuff up.

1

Carrot

Orange, Colorfulness, Amber, Close-up, Peach, Still life photography, wild carrot, Coquelicot, Root vegetable, Macro photography,
FLICKR
2

Potato

Bread, Food, Ingredient, Baked goods, Tan, Root vegetable, Loaf, Staple food, Potato, Snack,
HTTPS://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/ROD_KENNY/
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3

Carrot

Wood, Brown, Hardwood, Root vegetable, Carrot, Ingredient, Wood stain, Tan, wild carrot, Peach,
DEAN STEVENS
4

Cookies

Food, Cuisine, Finger food, Baked goods, Junk food, Confectionery, Snack, Convenience food, Comfort food, Dessert,
HTTPS://TWITTER.COM/MTIRONDOLA
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5

Mushroom

Invertebrate, Organism, Yellow, Insect, Arthropod, Adaptation, Pest, Macro photography, Parasite, Larva,
LARA SCHNEIDER PHOTOGRAPHY
6

Cheese Curd

Finger, Food, Denim, Finger food, Fried food, Deep frying, Jeans, Cooking, Dish, Recipe,
FLICKR
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7

A Fruit on a Magnolia Tree

Branch, Leaf, Adaptation, Botany, Woody plant, Twig, Flowering plant, Terrestrial plant, Plant stem, Bud,
HTTPS://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/DEERWOODUK/
8

Ginger

Ingredient, Food, Whole food, Root vegetable, Local food, Produce, Natural foods, Vegan nutrition, Vegetable, Leaf vegetable,
INSTAGRAM.COM/HENRYMDIAZ
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9

Potato

Yellow, Food, Produce, Natural foods, Ingredient, Local food, Black, Whole food, Grey, Vegan nutrition,
HTTPS://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/68116229@N00/
10

Carrot

Fluid, Skin, Orange, Muscle, Peach, Tan, Close-up, Wood stain, Flesh, Root vegetable,
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11

Turkey Breast

Food, Dishware, Root vegetable, Kitchen utensil, Tableware, Cutlery, Potato, Ingredient, Serveware, Plate,
HTTPS://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/KOSTIKA/
12

Carrot

Red, Orange, Carmine, Close-up, Coquelicot, wild carrot, Still life photography,
HTTPS://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/EMSEF/
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13

Churro

Cuisine, Food, Finger food, Cone, Dish, Ingredient, Fast food, Snack, Dessert, American food,
HTTPS://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/NICKSHERMAN/
14

Carrot

Carrot, Root vegetable, Vegetable, Ingredient, Produce, Natural foods, Whole food, Vegan nutrition, Local food, wild carrot,
HTTPS://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/GARYKOELLING/
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15

Popsicle

Finger, Colorfulness, Food, Teal, Ingredient, Dessert, Nail, Frozen dessert, Thumb, Automotive tail & brake light,
HTTP://WWW.FLICKR.COM/PHOTOS/AUNTIKHAKI/
16

This Strawberry

Invertebrate, Pattern, Pest, Toy, Arthropod, Stuffed toy, Peach, Produce, Artificial flower, Coquelicot,
HTTP://IMGUR.COM/GALLERY/65DIW7A
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17

This Banana Case

Yellow, Amber, Cylinder, Kitchen utensil,
GROUPON
18

This Frappuccino's Whipped Cream

Brown, Food, Cuisine, Ingredient, Dessert, Sweetness, Frozen dessert, Dairy, Ice cream, Dish,
EPHILLYARD/IMGUR
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19

This Bratwurst

Bottle, Logo, Drink, Signage, Advertising, Gas, Electrical supply, Billboard, Wire, Distilled beverage,
TUMBLR
20

This Cocktail Garnish

Heat, Flame, Amber, Fire, Melting, Light, Orange, Candle, Gas, Wax,
HTTP://INSTAGRAM.COM/P/M_49ABOEQD/?MODAL=TRUE
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