14 People Who Look Like Prince George's Birthday Cake

NAILED IT. Wait, you didn't want the host of The Late Late Show on your cake? That's okay, because it's really...

Told you that cake looks like a million bucks. Make that 72.3 billion.

Smear the frosting hair off, and you've got twinsies. (It's the slightly furrowed brow that does it.)

Dr. Frasier Crane's pensive gaze has never looked more majestic than when it's etched in buttercream.

Or even Best-of-SNL years Chris Farley.

Andy, what's the secret to your youthful glow, and why are you keeping it from the rest of us?! Why?!

Why yes, this cake could double as the centerpiece for your Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 watch party. The challenge will be sneaking it into the theater, but I believe in you.

Don't worry, Senator—you can totally hire me if you want to send replica cakes to all of your potential voters. You should see how great I am with frosting American flags and eagles, too.

Ditto for you, Don. (May we call you Don? No? Okay. Doing it anyway.)

Quick, somebody get that royal baby some robin's egg blue sunnies and a rhinestone-bedazzled blazer, because with the right accessories, those two could be #twinning.

You know his voice as Remy from Ratatouille, you know his face…because it's on your cake. (And also, maybe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

It's one Wild and Crazy Cake.

If you squint and shake your head really fast as you stare at this, you can kind of see the similarities here.

We tried, okay? We tried! Happy birthday, you adorable little nugget.

As you can see from the sketch, it started out so promising. And wound up BETTER THAN WE COULD HAVE IMAGINED.