20 Quotes About Life's Greatest Pleasure: Dessert

"Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever."

"Cookies are made of butter and love."

"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

"I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix."

"Stressed is desserts spelled backwards."

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."

"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"

"I want to have a good body but not as much as I want dessert."

"Candy is nature's way of making up for Mondays."

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

"Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt."

"Desserts are the fairy tales of the kitchen—a happily-ever-after to supper."

"All people with healthy physical appetites have a sweet tooth somewhere in their head."

"Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal."

"We must have pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."

"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."

"What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.