1. Your belt loops are totally worn out.
Every time you have to yank your jeans up yet again, you can't help but think, Why bother even wearing pants in the first place if they just keep falling down?
2. Trying to squeeze down aisles is torture.
Airplanes? Forget about it. Crowded movie theaters? Nope! Your butt is always in the way. And that goes double for trying to squeeze out from a restaurant booth — you live in fear of knocking over somebody's wine glass.
3. You get automatic plumber's butt whenever you sit down.
Why, oh why, can't all chairs have backs? Otherwise, you risk showing off your crack to the rest of the room.
4. Being told your butt is "trendy."
You've had this butt your whole adult life — you didn't buy it at the mall or see it in a magazine. So, it's pretty weird to suddenly be told a body part you naturally have is "cool."
5. Underbutt sweat.
It's just like underboob sweat or thigh sweat, except if it makes it through your clothes, you look like you wet yourself. Cool.
6. Getting unwanted attention.
The good news: As a result of evolution and a desire to procreate, larger butts are considered more attractive. The bad news: Some jerks ruin your day by being rude or creepy about your butt.
7. All jeans = low-waisted jeans.
On your smaller-butted friends, regular jeans that hit around the hip bones actually look "regular." On you, they look like something Christina Aguilera wore in the '00s.
8. Wedgies are a fact of life.
In the event that you wear shorts, they'll ride up and you'll feel self-conscious of all day long.
9. You always need to size up for dresses.
You're definitely a medium, but you always wind up getting a large. Otherwise, your cute dress will become a long shirt — and reveal a whole lot of underbutt to the world.
10. Rompers are out of the question.
And speaking of clothes, a trendy summer romper basically turns into a one-piece bathing suit when you put it on.
11. Spanx? No thanks.
You're tired of being told to squeeze into spandex — you like your butt just fine, thank you very much!
12. Jennifer Lopez was your style icon in the '90s.
Amid the ultra waif, Kate Moss-esque figures that populated magazines throughout the decade, there were a few celebrities who you looked to for style inspiration because their bodies actually looked like yours.
13. Fitting into vintage clothes is basically impossible.
Sadly, most of the adorable fashion designs from the '40s and '50s were simply not constructed to compensate for an ample behind. Now, if only we could time travel and let designers know that we want to be able to wear vintage wiggle dresses, too.
14. You rejoiced when brands started selling separate bikini tops and bottoms.
It was so obvious and so necessary — you just wonder why they didn't start doing it sooner.
15. The gap between your pants and waist.
Every time you pull on a pair of jeans that fit your butt, your waist is practically swimming in them.
16. Getting criticized for wearing "sexy" clothes whenever you wear anything fitting.
On some women, short shorts are considered "chic," while on you, it's considered "vulgar" or "too sexy." (For what it's worth, you should wear whatever styles you want regardless!)
17. You've literally gotten stuck in narrow chairs.
And then when you do get up...
18. Leggings can get ... revealing.
They fit your legs and your waist, but then you turn around and boom — your butt has stretched out the material and made them totally see-through.
19. You know all the words to "Baby Got Back."
After all, it was pretty much written for you.
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