During the holidays, you're supposed to be dreaming of dancing sugar plums and all that jazz, but more often than not, dreams turn into serious kitchen NIGHTMARES. Burnt holiday hams, fallen gingerbread houses, cooking decorating turned from cute to creepy—it just wouldn't be Christmas without something going wrong. But we've found the holiday fail to end all fails. Let's just say, this baking disaster gives a whole new meaning to "better than sex" desserts.
The blogger behind Lady's Little Loves had all pure intentions of making edible spoons she found on Pinterest (the site that sparks all fails) for a holiday party.
Adorbs, right? She followed the directions to a T (as one always does with Pinterest recipes), but her oven's mind was clearly in the gutter, because she ended up with some pretty phallic looking spoons. Let's just say—unless mommy is actually kissing Santa Claus, you probably don't want to leave these cookies out for Santa on Christmas Eve.
Have a happy horny holiday!
To see the disaster in full, visit Lady's Little Loves.
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