A trip to Walmart pretty much guarantees two things: unbeatably low prices and a run in with some off-beat characters. The people-watching game usually inspires laughs and sometimes even a submission to the People of Walmart blog, but we had to shield our eyes when we came across the Walmart Streaker.
In a recently released video, one man streaks through the megamart with a friend following behind to record him. When he makes a pit-stop in the dairy aisle, he pours an entire gallon of milk over his head. It's almost too absurd to watch but you kind of have to see it for yourself (just jump to 0:28, when he starts his jaunt and milk shower).
Sheriff Rodney Scott of Pike County, Kentucky says he wouldn't want to see anyone walking, running, or even waddling naked when he's just trying to pick up a gallon of milk – we're assuming for drinking, not dousing, purposes. "They need to go to jail," Scott told WYMT News.
The county sheriff arrested the man and his videographer on Saturday, charging them with criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and indecent exposure. The police believe the prank was planned, and because of the Halloween mask, it seems the streaker already answered the cops' question as to why this happened. He was "on fire!" Duh.
We guess the real MVP of the story isn't streaker or sheriff—it's the getaway driver who successfully managed to get his milk-soaked, streaking friend outta there after his tour of the store but has yet to be nabbed.
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