I hate to reference such a controversial song, but if you're a PB & J lover like myself, it's always Peanut Butter Jelly Time no matter where you're at. Especially if you're a member of the Gourmet Peanut Butter and Jelly of the Month Club, which obviously exists—and if you're not signed up for it, you're missing out.
For a casual payment of $468.98 for one year (which breaks down to $39 and some change per month), "club members" receive a different type of peanut butter and jelly every month from University Gifts. While the brand itself doesn't spell out exactly what you'll be receiving each month (interesting), the customer question and answer section reveals that every month you'll receive at least 8 ounces of peanut butter and jelly, AKA "definitely enough for several" sandwiches.
Though only a handful of people have reviewed the gourmet club experience so far, they all agree that it's worthy of a five-star rating and makes a unique and clever gift. One customer wrote: "[I] bought this for my husband, the man who has everything, or buys it himself if he wants something. He said this was the best gift ever. It is so much fun getting a present each month...and how can you go wrong with peanut butter and jelly?"
Honestly, B.A. Cox raises a good question. How can you go wrong with peanut butter and jelly? The answer, though, is pretty simple: you can't. Especially when it's labeled as "gourmet." I mean...just take all my money already, I'm sold.
But if this one isn't quite in your annual budget, I get it. Thankfully there are plenty of other PB & J club options, like this one and this one.