Sure, there are a lot of other things we could be talking about right now, but why not take a minute to answer these very important questions about which is better: extremely nostalgic, delicious, and disgusting '90s snack 1 or extremely nostalgic, delicious, and disgusting '90s snack 2?
Get to it, y'all!!
1. FRUIT ROLL-UPS VS. FRUIT BY THE FOOT
The ultimate debate between quality and quantity. Do you want more of a subpar sweet thing or just a fleeting moment of true exquisiteness?
2. PIZZA ROLLS VS. PIZZA BAGELS
What kinda vibe are you trying to maintain after school? It's important — whatever you choose determines how much energy you'll have to do your social studies homework!
3. RING POP VS. MELODY POP
If I'm being completely honest, I had no idea what Melody Pop was before writing this post, so my vote's locked.
4. HAWAIIAN PUNCH VS. SURGE
This really could've been Capri Sun versus Surge or Sunny D versus Surge or any-other-ridiculous-'90s-drink-that-is-not-Surge versus Surge and still Surge would've blown everything out of the water on a scale from 1-SUGAR.
5. BUTTERFINGER BB'S VS. SIXLETS
Battle of the lil bits: not colorful and colorful.
6. POP UPS VS. SQUEEZ-ITS
Have your cardio and eat it too!!!
7. BUBBLE TAPE VS. OUCH! GUM
Here, we revisit the quality/quantity issue. Have you thought about your choices? Have you come to the right decision?
8. DUNKAROOS VS. FUN DIP
JUST ... DON'T FUCK THIS ONE UP, OK?
9. POP ROCKS VS. GUSHERS
The key here is the texture. You into the crunch? The squish? The oooooze? Sorry. Sorry. Just pick one.
10. ROCK CANDY VS. CANDY BUTTONS
Both objectively disgusting. Whatever.
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