Taco Bell recently added a new item to its menu — and it's even more life-changing than the Crunchwrap. At its Las Vegas flagship store, you can actually order a wedding. This isn't any old Fat Elvis affair, either.
For $600, you'll get a private ceremony in the Taco Bell Cantina's second-floor chapel, where you'll walk down the aisle holding a bouquet made of hot sauce packets while wearing matching Mr. and Mrs. tees. Because the most important day of your life shouldn't be spent sucking your stomach in some skintight, lace-covered gown. The entire upstairs portion of the store is reserved for your big day, which includes a reception for up to 15 people (giving you the perfect excuse to tell Mom no, she can't invite her second cousin's dentist, as much as they like her posts on Facebook).
The Taco Bell Cantina's been hosting weddings for a little over a year now — completing 51 in 2017, with 18 already booked for 2018 — and the brand goes all out to give the biggest day of your life the "live más" treatment. We're talking branded champagne flutes for the couple, so you can sip Baja Blasts to your heart's content, a taco 12-pack to feed your guests, and they've partnered with local shop Retro Bakery to create a three-layer cake inspired by its Cinnabon Delights dessert.
Just like the cinnamon-sugar dough balls, the cake itself is cinnamon-flavored, covered in cinnamon frosting, and topped with a little cinnamon sugar. When it arrives in the restaurant, employees top it with a ring of actual Cinnabon Delights.
Though Taco Bell doubles down on kitsch — in true Vegas fashion — its ceremonies are totally legit. The brand turns to Victoria Hogan of Flora Pop to create custom services based on what the couple wants. If you're all about that pun life, she'll pepper her speech with jokes about "finding the chip to your guac" and the importance of always remembering to provide your spouse with two Fire sauce packets for every one taco. If not, she'll take the more serious route. And, of course, you can write your own vows.
"Every ceremony's a little different, but every one I've done at Taco Bell has been so much fun," Hogan said. It's the kind of place where just because you take the commitment seriously doesn't mean the day itself has to be solemn, too.
Given how many people are planning their senior, graduation, and maternity photos at the Bell, it only makes sense the chain met up with demand and offered an official way for you to tie the biggest milestones of your life with its Chalupas and Double Decker Tacos. We can't wait for the day they start hosting baby showers and funerals.
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