If you're wondering what kind of emails Delish editors send to each other late at night, they're usually something like this:
SUBJECT: Let's just say ...
BODY: Someone ate a lot of Blizzards, and they maybe wanted to know which Blizzards had the most calories.
We've ranked Dairy Queen's Blizzards before, but in a completely arbitrary taste test — nothing to do with their nutritional value or lack thereof. So it seemed like our responsibility — our civic duty — to corral the caloric facts sprinkled all over DQ's site here, for you. And for the brave Delish editor who had this thought just before bed. Brace yourself, and maybe invest in a new pair of running shoes or a roomy T-shirt. From least offensive to the most, here are the DQ Blizzard calorie counts*.
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Butterfinger
Calories: 730
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Calories: 750
Oreo Cookies
Calories: 780
Choco Brownie Extreme
Calories: 800
M&M's Milk Chocolate Candies
Calories: 800
Heath
Calories: 860
Twix
Calories: 890
Turtle Pecan Cluster
Calories: 900
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Calories: 1040
Salted Caramel Truffle Blizzard
Calories: 1040
Royal New York Cheesecake
Calories: 1030
Royal Oreo Blizzard
Calories: 1050
*For a medium Blizzard.
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