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BluePoppyBath Dill Pickle Lip Balm
$3 BUY NOW
This pickle flavored lip balm is best used when you're having a pickle craving and can't get to a jar in time.
Bob's Dill Pickle Sport Ice Pops
$9 BUY NOW
YAAAAAS! Pickle pops are a real thing! Just pop these pouches of briny pickle juice into the freezer, and you've got a snack that no one else will try to steal from you!
The Stinky Candle Co. Pickle Scented Candle
$25 BUY NOW
It's like filling your home with the smell of freshly baked cookies except the opposite. Your home will probably smell like vinegar.
Clever Creations Green Christmas Pickle Shatterproof Ornaments
3 for $10 BUY NOW
So apparently "Christmas Pickles" are a real thing. The story goes that parents are supposed to hide a pickle ornament on their tree, and the first kid to find it either gets an extra present or is just said to have luck and fortune for the coming year. IDK about you guys, but I kind of just want these because I love pickles.
Fancy Pickle Flavored Candy Canes by Accoutrements
$14 BUY NOW
These candy canes are great for pranking the unsuspecting relatives you hate having to make polite conversation with.
Kernels Dill Pickle Popcorn Seasoning
$5 BUY NOW
Important question: why don't they sell this in movie theaters?
Uncommon Goods DIY Fermentation Kit
$42 BUY NOW
This kit allows you to make your own pickles safely at home! "Pickled" foods are technically just foods that have been fermented, so this kit is perfect for anything from traditional dill pickles to kimchi, sauerkraut, and more!
RachelOs Green Pickle Fabric Button Earrings
$8 BUY NOW
Show your pickle pride without stinking up the room!
Accoutrements Dill Pickle-Flavored Mints
$6 BUY NOW
These mints probably don't do much to help your breath.
Pickles Low Top ZIPZ shoes
$89 BUY NOW
ZIPS shoes actually allow you to swap out the tops for other designs by unzipping them from the soles. Start your collection with these pickle sneakers that won't make your feet smell any worse than normal.
Moguless Teenie Weenie Pickle Pin
$8 BUY NOW
What better way to tell someone they tickle your pickle than to give them this pin?
TheJewelSaga Jarred Pickle Earrings
$28 BUY NOW
Nothin' like some jars of pickles dangling off your ears to remind someone how hardcore obsessed you are.
Green Dill Pickle Pickles Playing Cards
$11 BUY NOW
Play with your pickle without being inappropriate!
chewytulip Pickle Stickers
$3 BUY NOW
You could use these to label your jar of homemade pickles, but we say stick this baby on the back of your phone with a clear case over it and you'll have the most enviable phone situation imaginable!
Uncommon Goods Personalized Pickling Barrel
$99 BUY NOW
A personalized pickle barrel is really the only answer to any question, I always say. Make large batches of homemade pickles the traditional way by fermenting them in wooden barrels over the course of one to two months.
KateandCait Pickle Back Iron-On Patch
Pregnant Pickle Maternity Shirt
$27 BUY NOW
This pregnant pickle eating ice cream is for every preggo out there dealing with weird cravings, and also for everyone who's felt the power of bloating after going in on a drunken midnight fridge raid.
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