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13 Pumpkin Spice Abominations That Will Make You Gag

Seriously, this PS ish is getting out of hand.

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We've seen our fair share of insane pumpkin-spice foods and found over 90 new fall-flavored snacks this year, but these ridiculously over-the-top products have taken the autumn trend way too far.

Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausage

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Apparently having a pumpkin-free meal is unheard of.

Pumpkin Pie Pringles

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Twitter / @goodhealthmartg

As if those curved crisps weren't already weird enough ... 

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Pumpkin Pasta Sauce

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Twitter / @mistaelliott

You may as well slather your spaghetti in Libby's canned pumpkin. Gross

Pumpkin Spice Hummus

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Twitter / @imapyneapple

Not ideal for carrot sticks or pita bread.

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Pumpkin Patch Pop Rocks

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Twitter / @jessiechar

In what world was this considered a good idea? 

Pumpkin Spice Salmon

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Twitter / @geoffreyturner

Just no. This is NOT okay.

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Pumpkin Spice Salsa

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Twitter / @brixsaint

Salsa has enough spices, it doesn't need the fake pumpkin kind, too. 

Pumpkin Tortilla Chips

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Twitter / @sheldonylander

To go with that horrendous salsa, we guess.

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Pumpkin Spice Water

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Twitter / @scrubs_n_tiaras

Seriously, is NOTHING sacred?!

Pumpkin Spice Hand Sanitizer

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Twitter / @eb_or_eli

So your hands can taste as baking spiced as your latte? 😒

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Pumpkin Spice Hookah Tobacco

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You know, this way you can puff your PS and eat it, too.

Pumpkin Spice Fish Bait

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Twitter / @leeahmaria

Ok, things have officially gone too far

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Pumpkin Spice Cigarillos

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Twitter / @jessieldarland

Keep it classy, folks.

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