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Just How Fetch Is the New 'Mean Girls' Candy?

We taste-tested the hot-pink sweets so you know what's actually worth ordering.

Headshot of Rheanna O'Neil BellomoBy Rheanna O'Neil Bellomo
Mean Girls Candy at Dylan's
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When we heard that Dylan's Candy Bar was releasing a line of treats dedicated to one of our favorite movies and its most memorable one-liners, we had to try them out for ourselves—to rank them, of course. Because what would anything Mean Girls-themed be without a little judgment and competition? After all, there's only one way to tell if they can sit with us ... or not.

1

Kälteen Crispy Peanut Butter Bar

Rectangle, Packaging and labeling, Health care, Label, Confectionery, Personal care,
Rheanna O'Neil Bellomo

This is, hands down, the best "Swedish protein bar" we've ever had. It's no wonder that Regina George nearly had to buy her prom dress at Sears because of this Crunch bar-Reese's peanut butter cup hybrid. $5.25; dylanscandybar.com

2

"Is Butter a Carb?" Popcorn Jelly Beans

Popcorn, Kettle corn, Cuisine, Snack, Finger food, Ingredient, Dish, Confectionery, Junk food, Fast food,
Rheanna O'Neil Bellomo

This treat can TOTALLY sit with us. The jelly beans are salty-sweet with just enough buttery flavor to make them addictive. Sure, it seems wrong, but oh, it's just so right. $6; dylanscandybar.com

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3

"You Go, Glen Coco!" Pink Hot Chocolate

Magenta, Aluminum can, Pink, Beverage can, Font, Tin, Tin can, Metal, Cylinder, Material property,
Rheanna O'Neil Bellomo

Real talk: This mix should be named after Amy Poehler's character instead—it's not a regular hot chocolate, it's a "cool" hot chocolate, thanks to how it turns milk pale pink. And, like a true Mean Girl, it messes with your head: Drinking a pink beverage makes you feel like it should be strawberry-flavored, but it's just vaguely chocolate-y. $12.50; dylanscandybar.com

4

Mean, Meaner, and Meanest Chocolate Bars

Head, Lip, Brown, Eye, Skin, Red, Pink, Magenta, Beauty, Brown hair,
Rheanna O'Neil Bellomo

These chocolate bars are downright cruel. While most of us favored the cookies-and-cream flavor, all three were rather forgettable. And the worst part is their hefty price tag. $12.99; dylanscandybar.com

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5

"Everyone in Africa Can Read Swedish" Gummy Fish

Magenta, Pink, Peach, Violet, Material property, Circle, Label, Paint, Cosmetics, Food storage containers,
Rheanna O'Neil Bellomo

Smells like bubblegum, tastes like ... nothing. These are adorable, ultra sticky, and totally cloying. We shouldn't have expected much more from a sweet named for a bold-face lie. $17; dylanscandybar.com

6

Burn Book Cookie

Red, Font, Carmine, Rectangle, Coquelicot, Symbol,
Rheanna O'Neil Bellomo

We all feel personally victimized by this bland—albeit salty—sugar cookie. (One of us even compared it to Play-Doh.) Buy it for the admittedly spot-on looks, but whatever you do, don't bite into it. $6; dylanscandybar.com

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