23 Hilarious Products All 'Golden Girls' Fans Will Appreciate
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Golden Girls Action Figures
Move over, Superman! Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia are here as your new favorite action figures. The collection was revealed at Comic-Con in San Diego on July 19, and the 8-inch figurines are currently available for pre-order.
Desert Rose Golden Girls Jalapeño Hot Sauce
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Spice up your friendship with the Golden Girls Hot Sauce. For those with a low tolerance, you'll want to stick with Bea Spicy and Dessert Rose. If you're looking to really kick up the Miami heat, use Sicilian Fire, and Hot Slut.
This Version of Clue: The Golden Girls Edition
Clue®: The Golden Girls
$30 BUY NOW
GET EXCITED! Clue®: The Golden Girls is not a joke. But it is unfortunately not for sale, just yet. "The Golden Girls Clue® features a custom illustrated game board, where players attempt to solve the crime of WHO ate the last piece cheesecake, WHAT they left at the scene of the crime, and WHICH room they did it in."
This T-Shirt With Blanche's Most Iconic Burn of All Time
Eat Dirt Shirt from Redbubble
$26
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It says, "Eat dirt and die, trash!" which is also what I say to people who stand in the doorways of subway cars during rush hour.
This Computer Mouse Pad With Everyone's Face On It
Golden Girls Mouse Pad by TopPhoneCaseStyle
$1
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When you're struggling to get your shit done at work, at least you'll have a reminder of what's waiting for you at home (endless reruns, maybe some cheesecake).
This Mug Covered In Mugs...of the Golden Girls
Golden Girls Mug from Redbubble
$18
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See what I did there? Because their faces are on the mug? OK, I'm done here!
These Cute Mix-and-Match Earrings
Golden Girls Studs by FoxyHipster
$16
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Split them up between friends or just wear them yourself.
This Adorable Set of Funko POP! Figurines
Funko POP! Golden Girls Set
$40
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You can also buy them individually, but why would you when they all exist?! Sorry to anyone who's been trying to cut down on their Funko addiction.
These Cocktail Napkins With Hilarious Quotes On Them
Golden Girls Napkins by EatCoutureCupcakes
from $12
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Like "All I do is listen to your sexual problems" and "Can you believe that backstabbing slut?!"
This Set of Enamel Pins to Give Out to Your Own Girl Gang
The Golden Girls Enamel Pin Pack
$36 BUY NOW
The Golden Girls are the original definition of #squadgoals. So move over, T-Swift.
This Warhol-Inspired Pop Art Tee That's a True Masterpiece
Golden Warhol Girls Tee from Redbubble
$26
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Who even is Marilyn Monroe?
These Prayer Candles for Summoning the Spirits of Your Godesses
Golden Girls Prayer Candles by TheEternalFlame
$40
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Because sometimes you just need a little guidance!
This Sassy Sweatshirt Featuring the Golden Girls Becoming the Plastics
You Can't Sit With Us Sweatshirt by Customized Girl
from $27
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OK, mean girls! (But please? We really want to sit with you!)
These Nail Decals for the Most Epic Mani of All Time
Stay Golden Nail Decals by JanesTinyThings
$9
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Next time you throw a Golden Girls-themed party, make sure these are on your nails.
This Tee That Only Real Fans Will Get When They See You in Public
Gooder Tees Golden Girls' Names Shirt
from $13
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Subtle, but anyone who really gets it will definitely be asking where they can find one!
This Slogan Tee to Live and Die By
Roes Before Hoes Shirt from Redbubble
$26
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No one comes before our girl Rose.
This Key Chain for Anyone Who Can't Stop Thinking About Retirement
Shady Pines Keychain by Towne9
$6
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Which is all of us, because adulting is hard and when can we just move to Miami and have a lot of wicker furniture?
This Tee With One of Sophia's Best Moments
The Goozler "Picture it" Tee
from $15
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...In which she recounts her affair with Pablo Picasso.
Or This Card, Also From One of Sophia's Best Moments
Slut Puppy Card by TheGinFox
$4
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Okay let's just admit it, every time she spoke was pretty much a "best moment."
This Enamel Pin of the ~Actual Worst™~
Stan Enamel Pin Set by yousillyduffer
$16
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*slams door in his face*
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