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23 Hilarious Products All 'Golden Girls' Fans Will Appreciate

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Golden Girls Action Figures

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Move over, Superman! Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia are here as your new favorite action figures. The collection was revealed at Comic-Con in San Diego on July 19, and the 8-inch figurines are currently available for pre-order.

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Desert Rose Golden Girls Jalapeño Hot Sauce

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Spice up your friendship with the Golden Girls Hot Sauce. For those with a low tolerance, you'll want to stick with Bea Spicy and Dessert Rose. If you're looking to really kick up the Miami heat, use Sicilian Fire, and Hot Slut.

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This Version of Clue: The Golden Girls Edition

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Clue®: The Golden Girls
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GET EXCITED! Clue®: The Golden Girls is not a joke. But it is unfortunately not for sale, just yet. "The Golden Girls Clue® features a custom illustrated game board, where players attempt to solve the crime of WHO ate the last piece cheesecake, WHAT they left at the scene of the crime, and WHICH room they did it in."

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This T-Shirt With Blanche's Most Iconic Burn of All Time

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Eat Dirt Shirt from Redbubble<br>$26</em></strong> <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/tsampere/works/22535228-eat-dirt-and-die-trash?" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>It says, "Eat dirt and die, trash!" which is also what I say to people who stand in the doorways of subway cars during rush hour.&nbsp;<br></p><p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">More:</strong> <a href="http://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/g2469/beyonce-merchandise-and-gifts/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">All Hail the Queen With These Amazing Beyoncé Gifts</a></p>

Eat Dirt Shirt from Redbubble
$26
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It says, "Eat dirt and die, trash!" which is also what I say to people who stand in the doorways of subway cars during rush hour.

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This Computer Mouse Pad With Everyone's Face On It

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Golden Girls Mouse Pad by TopPhoneCaseStyle<br>$1</em></strong>&nbsp;<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Golden-Girls-Trending-Round-Mousepad/dp/B01ISY0R3E/?tag=bp_links-20" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>When you're struggling to get your shit done at work, at least you'll have a reminder of what's waiting for you at home (endless reruns, maybe some cheesecake).&nbsp;</p>

Golden Girls Mouse Pad by TopPhoneCaseStyle
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When you're struggling to get your shit done at work, at least you'll have a reminder of what's waiting for you at home (endless reruns, maybe some cheesecake).

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This Mug Covered In Mugs...of the Golden Girls

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Golden Girls Mug from Redbubble<br>$18</em></strong> <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/gregs-celeb-art/works/24896669-the-golden-girls-all-four-on-a-colourful-design?grid_pos=168&amp;p=mug&amp;rbs=0b620208-56e5-4411-905a-a0b98d57ccb8&amp;style=standard" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a><br></p><p>See what I did there? Because their faces are on the mug?&nbsp;<span>OK, I'm done here!</span><br></p><p><span class="redactor-invisible-space" data-verified="redactor" data-redactor-tag="span" data-redactor-class="redactor-invisible-space"></span></p>

Golden Girls Mug from Redbubble
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See what I did there? Because their faces are on the mug? OK, I'm done here!

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These Cute Mix-and-Match Earrings

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Golden Girls Studs by FoxyHipster<br>$16</em></strong> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/226235737/the-golden-girls-inspired-stud-earrings?" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>Split them up between friends or just wear them yourself.</p>

Golden Girls Studs by FoxyHipster
$16
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Split them up between friends or just wear them yourself.

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This Adorable Set of Funko POP! Figurines

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Funko POP! Golden Girls Set<br>$40</em></strong> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Funko-Golden-Action-Figure-Collectors/dp/B01F6W8OIG/?tag=bp_links-20" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>You can also buy them individually, but why would you when they all exist?! Sorry to anyone who's been trying to cut down on their Funko addiction.&nbsp;</p>

Funko POP! Golden Girls Set
$40
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You can also buy them individually, but why would you when they all exist?! Sorry to anyone who's been trying to cut down on their Funko addiction.

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These Cocktail Napkins With Hilarious Quotes On Them

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Golden Girls Napkins by EatCoutureCupcakes<br>from $12</em></strong> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/488183766/golden-girls-party-golden-girls-quotes?" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>Like "All I do is listen to your sexual problems" and "Can you believe that backstabbing slut?!"</p>

Golden Girls Napkins by EatCoutureCupcakes
from $12
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Like "All I do is listen to your sexual problems" and "Can you believe that backstabbing slut?!"

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This Set of Enamel Pins to Give Out to Your Own Girl Gang

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">The Golden Girls Enamel Pin Pack</em></strong><br><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">$36</em></strong> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/485475820/back-in-stock-the-golden-girls-enamel?ref=shop_home_active_11" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>The Golden Girls are the original definition of #squadgoals. So move over, T-Swift.<br></p>

The Golden Girls Enamel Pin Pack
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The Golden Girls are the original definition of #squadgoals. So move over, T-Swift.

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This Warhol-Inspired Pop Art Tee That's a True Masterpiece

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Golden Warhol Girls Tee from Redbubble<br>$26</em></strong> <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/retro-freak/works/22704771-golden-warhol-girls?p=t-shirt&amp;style=mens&amp;body_color=heather_grey&amp;print_location=front" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>Who even is Marilyn Monroe?&nbsp;</p>

Golden Warhol Girls Tee from Redbubble
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Who even is Marilyn Monroe?

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These Prayer Candles for Summoning the Spirits of Your Godesses

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Golden Girls Prayer Candles by TheEternalFlame<br>$40</em></strong> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/263352641/golden-girls-prayer-candles-set-of-4?" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>Because sometimes you just need a little guidance!&nbsp;</p>

Golden Girls Prayer Candles by TheEternalFlame
$40
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Because sometimes you just need a little guidance!

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This Sassy Sweatshirt Featuring the Golden Girls Becoming the Plastics

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">You Can't Sit With Us Sweatshirt by Customized Girl<br>from $27</em></strong> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Sit-Girls-Sweatshirt/dp/B014WJAQZ8/?tag=bp_links-20" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>OK, mean girls! (But please? We really want to sit with you!)</p>

You Can't Sit With Us Sweatshirt by Customized Girl
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OK, mean girls! (But please? We really want to sit with you!)

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These Nail Decals for the Most Epic Mani of All Time

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Stay Golden Nail Decals by JanesTinyThings<br>$9</em></strong> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/180194330/stay-golden-handpainted-golden-girls?" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a><br>Next time you throw a <i data-redactor-tag="i">Golden Girls</i>-themed party, make sure these are on your nails.&nbsp;</p>

Stay Golden Nail Decals by JanesTinyThings
$9
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Next time you throw a Golden Girls-themed party, make sure these are on your nails.

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This Tee That Only Real Fans Will Get When They See You in Public

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Gooder Tees Golden Girls' Names Shirt<br>from $13</em></strong> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/GOLDEN-GIRLS-NAMES-Cotton-T-Shirt/dp/B014WMP1LE/?tag=bp_links-20" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>Subtle, but anyone who really gets it will definitely be asking where they can find one!</p>

Gooder Tees Golden Girls' Names Shirt
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Subtle, but anyone who really gets it will definitely be asking where they can find one!

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This Slogan Tee to Live and Die By

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Roes Before Hoes Shirt from Redbubble<br>$26</em></strong> <a href="https://www.redbubble.com/people/smartoonist/works/22035573-rose-before-hoes?grid_pos=99&amp;p=t-shirt&amp;rbs=0b620208-56e5-4411-905a-a0b98d57ccb8&amp;style=mens" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>No one comes before our girl Rose.&nbsp;</p>

Roes Before Hoes Shirt from Redbubble
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No one comes before our girl Rose.

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This Key Chain for Anyone Who Can't Stop Thinking About Retirement

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Shady Pines Keychain by Towne9<br>$6</em></strong> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/468917098/shady-pines-black-key-tag-golden-girls?" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>Which is all of us, because adulting is hard and when can we just move to Miami and have a lot of wicker furniture?&nbsp;</p>

Shady Pines Keychain by Towne9
$6
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Which is all of us, because adulting is hard and when can we just move to Miami and have a lot of wicker furniture?

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This Tee With One of Sophia's Best Moments

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">The Goozler "Picture it" Tee<br>from $15</em></strong> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/PICTURE-SICILY-golden-Cotton-T-Shirt/dp/B01CW7ZLR0/?tag=bp_links-20" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>...In which she recounts her affair with Pablo Picasso.</p>

The Goozler "Picture it" Tee
from $15
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...In which she recounts her affair with Pablo Picasso.

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Or This Card, Also From One of Sophia's Best Moments

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Slut Puppy Card by TheGinFox<br>$4</em></strong> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/265917602/slut-puppy-card-funny-golden-girls-card?" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a><a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/265917602/slut-puppy-card-funny-golden-girls-card?"></a></p><p>Okay let's just admit it, every time she spoke was pretty much a "best moment."</p>

Slut Puppy Card by TheGinFox
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Okay let's just admit it, every time she spoke was pretty much a "best moment."

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This Enamel Pin of the ~Actual Worst™~

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor"><em data-redactor-tag="em" data-verified="redactor">Stan Enamel Pin Set by yousillyduffer<br>$16</em></strong> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/513399590/new-stan-enamel-pin-set?ref=listing-shop-header-3" target="_blank" class="slide-buy--button" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">BUY NOW</a></p><p>*slams door in his face*</p>

Stan Enamel Pin Set by yousillyduffer
$16
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*slams door in his face*

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