The Most Extra Pieces Of Royal Wedding Merchandise So Far
These are our kind of wedding rings.
The royal wedding is approaching and people are getting pretty excited.
Some are watching wedding-themed films in anticipation, others might be prepping for the royal wedding party they're throwing on the day and, of course, there's the classic official memorabilia which has been released in the form of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle-themed chinaware.
But, as with a lot of things, some manufacturers and sellers have really got into the spirit and gone that extra mile. I mean, if you can't mark the royal wedding with socks, condoms or dog attire then what is the world coming to, am I right?
Below is a carefully compiled list of the most extra pieces of royal wedding memorabilia (that you'll no doubt be adding to your shopping cart asap):
Condoms
Because who said safe sex should be excluded from the national festivities?
When the box is opened, an "exclusive musical arrangement" of 'God Save The Queen' and the US national anthem 'The Star Spangled Banner' plays. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
Dolls
Um... so... okay... to be fair all the reviews are very favorable. If you're into dolls and have a spare $140, why not?!
(Via Etsy)
Souvenirs for your dog
Don't underestimate your dog. He or she is probably very aware of the positive shift in national temperament.
(Many more royal wedding dog items to be found via Teddy Maximus)
Socks
Remember how happy Prince Harry and Meghan Markle looked when they announced their engagement back in December? So sweet. Now you can look down at your feet and be reminded.
(Via Etsy)
Earrings
It's not as out there as a t-shirt or mask, so if you fancy a more subtle nod, have their faces dangling from your ears instead.
(Via Etsy)
Life-sized cutouts
These might only be acceptable if you're having a party. We can't predict the reaction you'll get for having these looming in the corner of your bedroom.
(Via Party Packs)
Hair accessories
There's a chance you'll only be able to get away with this if you're aged eight or under, but don't let that stop you.
Via Etsy)
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