We Finally Have The Swig Orders of 'The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' Cast & It's Exactly What You’d Expect

If you’re not into the reality TV world, let me introduce you to The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. (For those who already know, feel free to scroll ahead for the juicy details.) This Hulu series went viral for its portrayal of Mormon culture, intense drama, and, oddly enough, soda orders.

Seriously, after the show premiered, the internet was flooded with dirty soda TikToks and more. Now, with the second season dropping on May 15, we finally get a glimpse into the Swig orders of each cast member thanks to an @enews Instagram post. Spoiler alert: They’re packed with sugar-free vanilla and a whole lot of Dr Pepper.

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Demi Engemann’s order is pretty chill: sparkling water, sugar-free coconut, raspberry puree, coconut cream, and fresh lime. Taylor Frankie Paul, Jessi Ngatikaura, and Jen Affleck are basically ordering the same thing—Diet Dr Pepper with coconut cream, vanilla cream, and lime. (Though Jessi skips the vanilla cream and adds more ice instead.)

Personally, I’m all about Mayci Neeley’s Swig order. "[It’s] a Diet Coke with fresh lemon and lime," she said in the video. "It’s really simple, crisp, and fresh. It’s the best one."

Mikayla Matthews is down for pretty much any Swig refresher, as long as sparkling water is in the mix. If not, she’ll go for "Diet Coke with fresh lime and sugar-free coconut." I’ve never had Diet Coke with coconut, but apparently, I’m missing out.

As for the other cast members, Whitney Leavitt’s go-to is sparkling water with sugar-free vanilla, sugar-free peach, sugar-free pineapple, raspberry puree, and a squirt of lime.

And then there’s Layla Taylor and newcomer Miranda Hope, who both order the same thing: a water-based drink with strawberry puree, sugar-free vanilla, sugar-free coconut, and coconut cream. Layla takes out the frozen strawberries, but Miranda likes to keep hers in.

There you have it, folks. These Mormons may not drink alcohol, but they sure down sugar-free Swigs like it’s water. There’s got to be something in those drinks that makes them so darn addictive. Guess I’ll have to take a trip to Utah and see what all the hype’s about.