Starbucks is a coffee chain that brings your wildest coffee fantasies come to life. As long as the ingredients exist, baristas will make any drink you'd like. You want a skinny Vanilla Latte with 35 pumps of Caramel Sauce plus matcha and whipped cream? You'll get a skinny Vanilla Latte with 35 pumps of Caramel Sauce plus matcha and whipped cream. It's the reason the secret menu exists in the first place — it's all drinks that annoying people like us made up.
With the opportunity of being able to create your own Starbucks secret drink also comes the opportunity to make baristas lives a living hell. Sometimes, customers can go a bit far, with ingredients being two pages long.
Baristas have often taken to Reddit to share these nightmare drinks and, you know, commiserate among themselves. Here are nine times that Starbucks orders that are probably longer than the longest book you've ever read:
1. "You're busting my balls, Jacob."
2. You guys. Twenty-five pumps of Caramel Sauce.
3. "Alright, Jennifer."
4. This massive order, also known as Baby Vomit.
5. Jennifer returns.
6. "What even is life, Brandon?"
7. This has to be a barista just trolling us all.
8. This is four pages long. Four. Pages. Long.
9. A $55 Starbucks Frappuccino.
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