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Remember the drive-thru scene from Dude, Where's My Car? — you know, the one where Ashton Kutcher gets so frustrated with the restaurant crew for not getting his order right? Like so mad that he hangs out of the car window and punches the intercom.
Well apparently that's not even the worst ish to come through a fast-food drive-thru. After reading about a recent police chase through a restaurant's to-go lane and then later mining Reddit for first-person accounts, we found the craziest events that have gone down at the second window.
1. A regular kept returning—in the nude.
"We used to have a guy who would order every so often and when he drove up he wasn't ever wearing pants or underwear just had a tiny wash cloth over his junk," one Reddit user wrote on the epic thread.
2. A dog bought himself some Chick-fil-A.
And Arby's. And McDonald's. And he got free bones and bacon at each.
3. An empty car rolled through.
"Working at KFC, we had an empty car pull up once. Evidently the occupants saw the police nearby and fled their stolen car," another Redditor commented. "Blew my mind when I turned round at the window to give them their food and the car was empty."
4. One guy doused himself in ice cream.
The best part is the drive-thru attendant's face.
5. Someone pulled a "Lord of the Flies."
One Reddit user said: "When I worked at a small town McDonalds, one morning our first customer at the drive-thru reported that there was a goat head on top of our speaker out back. When the store manager went and checked sure enough their was a severed goats head on top of the drive through speaker."
6. One couple decided to get it on.
"Guy who ordered a single meal was driving while a couple in the back seat were obviously having sex under a blanket. We figured it might have been some sort of dare," another Redditor wrote.
7. An invisible driver ghost-rode the whip.
Some genius crafted a car seat costume so that he could prank his local fast-food restaurants. Their reactions are honestly priceless.
8. Jennifer Hudson sang her order at Astro Burger.
It was the most beautiful cheeseburger and Diet Coke order to ever exist. But it was still hella weird.
9. A guy pulled up while getting road dome.
"Saw a dude getting a blowjob when he rolled up. I handed him his McFlurry, girl popped her head up, ate a spoon full and went back down. Dude gave me a head nod with a wink and drove off ...." another Reddit user shared.
10. Some jerks flashed Arby's.
"I worked at Arby's in high school and saw countless dicks perverts would have out for display. I'd smile, take their money then ask, 'Surely you're not proud of that?' Then they'd drive off without their food or money. I'd delete the transaction and pocket the cash," another Redditor wrote.
11. A monkey took one customer's change.
"I work at an Arby's in Indiana. About a year ago a woman came through with a pet monkey in a diaper on a leash. She handed me her money, acted like everything was normal," one Reddit user posted. "When I went to hand her the change the monkey jumped in the window took the change and hopped back."
12 . A man shaved his beard.
"Working at McDonald's I've had a regular customer who drives through just about every day twice a day and he is always shaving his face with an electric razor," another Redditor commented. "Every single time."
13. Wild animals took over the car.
"When I was taking the order all I heard were birds," one Redditor wrote. "When she pulled around she had a least twenty birds flying freely in the car and some raccoons and things wondering around."
14. A McDonald's employee spotted her stolen car.
After her SUV was stolen, one drive-thru attendant saw her car—and the thief—roll through the Golden Arches and called the police.
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