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When she's not being confused with Rachel Roy—and subsequently getting blasted by the Beyhive—Food Network star Rachel Ray is apparently making very detailed lists for her supermarket trips and weekly meals.
In a new post on the app li.st, the celeb chef dished on some little known facts about her, including an insanely chaotic shopping list and how much she loves rescuing pitbulls.
1. Her grocery lists will make you dizzy.
Seriously, this is one for the books. Even Ray herself compared it to the killer's notebook entries in the movie Seven. It's written in all caps, which is already disorienting, but then she adds the amounts at the end of each entry and even squeezes in new items in random empty spots on the page. It's a haphazard mess but as long as it makes sense to whoever is doing the shopping, I guess it works. (But her hand-written recipes aren't much better, tbh.)
2. She can't make coffee to save her life.
In her own words, it either comes out looking like mud or pee. And that's just not the kind of cup anyone wants to start their morning with.
3. She always burns toast.
Ray admits to setting bread on fire when she attempts to toast it. Lol same.
4. Pitbulls are her kryptonite.
In the journal-like entry, Ray says her rescued dog Isaboo is "the kindest, most sensitive member of our family." She loves animals so much that her pet food brand Nutrish has partnered with animal rescue organizations to raise over $12 million.
5. She'd rather cook than go to any restaurant.
"Even if I've cooked for cameras or in an industrial kitchen for 12 hours in a day, I'd rather go home and cook in my PJs and slippers than dine at any fine restaurant," she wrote. "I'm lucky to work at what I love most: food, drink and conversation."
6. Her hobbies are low key amazing.
We're not sure how and when she finds the time, but Ray also loves to draw and doodle, watch Jets games, travel to Austin and Italy, jump out of airplanes, read thriller books, watch movies with her husband and pets, and listen to records on vinyl.
7. Her dream job will totally surprise you.
Ray says that her ideal gig would have been a "badass rock and roll drummer." Or Jane Bond. Because who doesn't want to be the ultimate femme fatale?
8. She reads food magazines in other languages.
Even languages she doesn't speak or understand. Plus she loves Cook's Illustrated, The New York Times, The New Yorker, and Vanity Fair.
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