If you've ever wished you could drink from a never-ending waterfall of margaritas, then you might want to consider buying a beer funnel. For what might very well be the best birthday ever, Jimmy Kimmel and his crew built a record-breaking tequila funnel for the host's favorite security guard, Guillermo Rodriguez.

The massive, 432-foot-long funnel began on top of the recording studio's roof, traveling down multiple flights of stairs and finally onto the set, where Rodriguez was able to chug a potent mix of lime juice and tequila—but not before sprinting from rooftop to studio. (And telling Kimmel "from the bottom of my heart, we gotta get new writers because this is a stupid idea.") 

Whoever poured the actual pitcher was a little heavy handed: After taking a big gulp, Rodriguez notices the funnel still spewing out a waterfall of margarita mix and booze. Apparently not one to waste good agave, he rushes to drink it up. And we can't really blame him—a good margarita is worth its salt. Even though this is totally ridiculous, it's also one of the best birthday stunts (or, as  Kimmel calls it, a half marathon) we've ever seen. Sign us up for the next one.

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