The Gwyneth Paltrow diet isn't for everyone anyone besides Gwyneth Paltrow. And while we may not see eye to eye on what qualifies something as lunch (it's not bone broth, I'll tell you that), at least we can agree on one thing: her house.
The Goop founder has taken all that vagina candle sales revenue and poured it into a stunning Montecito home—one that you can now rent a piece of. Paltrow is listing her guesthouse on Airbnb so that two lucky fans can experience the Goop lifestyle in its purest form.
"@airbnb had the brilliant idea of doing something to make the world a little less lonely, which is why I’m inviting you to come stay at my Montecito guesthouse for a night," Paltrow wrote on Instagram. "While we may begin as strangers, I hope we’ll find connections and commonalities over a delicious meal. Lay by the pool, go on one of my favorite hikes and of course you’ll have a bathroom stocked with my favorite @goop products for a truly luxuriating stay."
The opulent guesthouse, which looks a whole lot bigger and nicer than my entire house, includes an al fresco dining area, an outdoor stove, wicker daybeds, and a crystalline indoor pool, Vogue reports. There's even a passcode-protected wine room that Paltrow is opening up to guests (under her supervision, that is)(don't get too crazy).
There will also be a dinner with Paltrow herself, where guests can expect a Goop-inspired meal. Guests can also look forward to guided meditation and a spa day. Think: "the ultimate Goop retreat."
The Gwyneth Paltrow Guesthouse opens for reservations on Airbnb at 10 a.m. PT on Tuesday, August 15 for booking Saturday, September 9. You'll have to book it up fast, though, considering the fact only two people will snag a spot at the luxe rental.