It's not even Halloween and we're already overloaded with costumes. So far, most of what we've seen has showcased our horrible costume culture, and willingness to look like a complete jackass for an entire day. Luckily a select few of the costumes have been kinda awesome, even insightful. Take Chrissy Teigen's Guy Fieri costume. Teigen saves us from "Sexy Guy Fieri" horrors by avoiding the typical, scantily-clad tropes. We already know she's inherently sexy, so she goes for something funny, something unexpected, like dressing as the fried food personality and internet punching sack (who, in reality, isn't complete garbage). So, thanks for that, Chrissy. Now we have this confusing image to live with. Sexy, but not. Sexy, but not.