If you think your request for no pickles, onions, mustard, or mayo at your local burger joint is pushing it, wait until you see these customer requests featured in Uber Eats' 2022 Cravings Report. Among other things, the report includes some of the most bizarre requests from Uber Eats customers, and they're pretty wild.
In total, the Cravings Report lists 10 of the most unique delivery requests, and they're at times hilarious, charming, and head-scratching. To kick things off, there was one customer who might want to seriously chill on their butter intake in the new year.
"Hi there. This is going to sound insane, but would you be so kind and put a disturbing amount of butter on my grilled cheese? Like, you’re going to need the Red Cross Emergency Rapid Response team on site and provide me with astronaut diapers — just in case," read the request.
Sorry, we're still trying to get past "astronaut diapers."
Diapers aside, there was this adorable message from one customer: "Please make it with love because I love you ❤️❤️❤️. And if anyone is good at drawing, can you draw a T. rex with sunglasses on the inside of the box? Or you could draw your favorite dinosaur on it."
And one UberEats customer really, REALLY needed a few sides of ranch dressing for a pineapple pizza.
"Can I PLEASE get a few sides of ranch, because I ran out of mine over here? I’m shaking in my slippers, because I’m that guy who gets pineapple on his pizza and then slaps absurd amounts of ranch on it just to smile like an aspiring little singer when getting a high five from Beyonce," they wrote.
Lastly, there was this nod to Corn Kid: "For me, I really like corn. A big lump with knobs, It has the juice (it has the juice). I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)."
We're a bit confused at what their actual request was, but we're here for all things Corn Kid.
