While it’s a tried-and-true choice, chocolate for Valentine’s Day is tired. There, I said it. You know it’s coming, so there is simply no wow-factor unless you do something insane...like back a truckload of chocolate into someone’s home or fly your S.O. to a chocolate shop in Belgium. Seeing as those ideas are not suuuper realistic, look no further than this heart-shaped box of Fireball shooters to truly astound your partner, Galentine, or heck, even yourself this V-Day.
A food product watchdog account on Instagram posted a photo of these Fireball Valentine’s Day hearts called “Chocolate Is For Amateurs.” It was found at Vlamis Liquors, a local liquor store in Maryland.
The beginning of the caption reads: “Life is like a box of Fireball, you never know which shot you'll get.” Honestly, I’m kind of very into that, even though all of the shooters seem to be exactly the same in content and size. But, hey, I like where the Instagrammer’s head is at. If you close your eyes and spin around, you won’t know which spot you might grab from in the box next, so there’s that!
There is literally only one comment on the post as of now that says, “This is fantastic.” That it is! No other comments are necessary.
The liquor store also posted a photo of the box with the caption, “Show the one you care for, they still light the fire in your life with a 10pk of Fireball this Valentine's Day.”
Clearly, if you have a Fireball fanatic in your life, it would be absolutely wrong to not get them this.