Martha Stewart is a modern day renaissance woman. She can cook, she has a green thumb, she's friends with Snoop Dogg...and she's petty as hell, which was proven by a comment she left on Antoni's Instagram a couple days ago. Get ready to cringe.

Let me break this down for you: Martha had a holiday party that Antoni attended. The Queer Eye star took photos at this event. One of his photos was with four of Martha's adorable dogs, two French bulldogs and two chow chows. The caption read, "With my clique at the Christmas party." Innocent enough.

Antoni posted a subsequent photo on his Instagram page of him inside of Martha's stable petting her horse with the caption "socializing at Christmas parties." The picture was fine. Cute, perhaps. Well-composed, even.

Then Martha came in HOT in the comments. She dragged Antoni. She read him for filth. His descendants will need ointment for this burn.

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It started off with a simple, "Dear Antoni: this is @marthastewart48." She named him by name and said WHO SHE WAS even though she was commenting FROM HER ACCOUNT. My jaw was already on the floor. It gets worse.

"You did not tag me on this photo of my stable nor the photo of my beautiful dogs Han, Qin, bete noir and creme brulee We are bummed about that because you have so many followers and you are my Christmas cookies!!! You were nice not to post the forbidden scenes and we thank you!!!"

BuzzFeed theorized that the "you are my Christmas cookies," was meant to be "you ATE my Christmas cookies," but I'd like to think Martha really did mean the former and it's some sort of cute pet name between the two of them.

Antoni did issue an apology on his Instagram story and went back to tag Martha in both posts. He pretty much kissed major butt and said he should have mentioned her dogs and he loves her cabbage roll recipe.

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It seemed like it was all in good fun and then Antoni posted another Instagram picture where he's warming his hands over a fire. "Patiently keeping my hands warm by her fire pit until @marthastewart48 follows me back," the caption reads.

Then Martha cleared the air by commenting that her intention wasn't to start a fight at all, she only wanted a little bit of acknowledgement of her dogs and her food.

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Well, she still follows him on her personal page so I'm pretty sure all is good between them? For now at least. Let this be a gentle reminder to not fuck with Martha Stewart. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.