Being from the Midwest, I know plenty of people who put ranch on EVERYTHING they eat. They're obsessed! Yes, I have watched a grown man put ranch on ice cream and eat it. So I, for one, am about to have Christmas gifts settled for a bunch of people on my list because Hidden Valley Ranch released a new holiday line full of festive ranch-related goodies.
The collection includes everything from holiday decor to things that will keep you warm way past when you take down your Christmas tree. I'll quickly go through some of my favorites, but you really should check it all out yourself.
First up we have a Hidden Valley blanket and pillow set featuring a festive pattern of ranch bottles, snowflakes, and trees. Next, a standard winter ugly sweater, as well as a Christmas- and a Hanukkah-themed one, certain to keep you warm until it finally decides to be spring again. You can also match with your whole family with the ultimate Hidden Valley onesie set which has cozy outfits available in sizes for the whole family.
Hidden Valley Ranch-Filled Stocking (PREORDER)
Hidden Valley Red Holiday Sweater
Hidden Valley Holiday Mug
But perhaps the best/most-unhinged item in the collection is a stocking filled with Hidden Valley Ranch, which is now available for pre-order. It even has a nozzle so you can...guzzle ranch by the fireside? Unclear, but it's genius.
Items in the collection range from $10-$75 so there is something for pretty much everyone's budget, whether you're shopping for a Secret Santa or a romantic present for your partner. Because remember: love fades, but ranch? It's forever.
