Miley Cyrus has a lot going on these days, but we were pleased to see she took some time for herself earlier this week. To go to a pumpkin patch. And find a penis-shaped gourd. And take Insta Stories with it. Ugh. I love you, Miley.
Anyway! To commemorate the start of the October, Miley really did go to a pumpkin patch. She spent some time posing in and taking pictures with piles and piles of pumpkins. The first batch of photos was very sweet (and captioned "OCTOBER 1st was LIT 🎃"). See? Everything all SFW so far:
Miley then seemed to move from the pumpkin section of the patch to the assorted phallic fruits and vegetables section. She came across a gourd that was literally shaped like a super-sized, um, penis and immediately felt the need to show the world what she'd encountered.
Don't believe me? See for yourself. The thing is massive.
Oh, and she named it "Gourd-en Ramsey" because...what else would she name it? She is a genius, our girl.
So, yeah, even though this lady has been going through quite a lot with her two breakups in the past two-ish months, we're glad she can still find it in herself to share with us that fantastic sense of humor she's always had.
You do you, dude—whether you're riding on bananas and hotdogs or adding some sexual connotations to fruits—YOU DO YOU.
