Costco: The gift that truly keeps on giving. It's literally everyone's one stop shop for anything and everything—food, clothes, office supplies, and everything in between—especially if you're trying to buy stuff big and in bulk. Did you ever think that you needed a tiramisu cake that is half the weight of a newborn child? If you did...or even if you didn't, Costco has just that for you.

Thanks to the findings of @CostcoBuys on Instagram, they reported that this gigantic dessert is now available at the wholesale store. "Coffee, chocolate, and cake all in one? This Tiramisu Bar Cake is like a little slice of Italy right in Costco! 😋 This also happens to be one of my Costco bakery favorites! 😍 ($15.99)," the account captioned the photo.

Per the fine print, this hefty sweet thang weighs 38 ounces, which translates to a little over two pounds. And from the photos, it seems like it's as long as an average human's arm...but if you're 4'11 like me, maybe longer. This angelic, rich confectionary is perfect for all the holiday parties you'll be attending this year because that means zero cooking for you and it probably can feed a herd of people. But we won't hate if you buy one for yourself—psh, this is about to be my go-to ugly crying over rom-coms food.

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We're not too sure how long this deluxe (hella layered) coffee sponge cake will be available at Costco, so we suggest to just stock up for the winter now.