Update, August 10, 2020 4:51 p.m.: Great news for those who continue to refuse to eat regular fruits and veggies: These Grape Soda Grapes are BACK at Sam's Club, baby!!
If you don't remember, the brand describes Grape Soda Grapes as having the "perfect flavorful blend of that sweet purple soda with a natural, fruity twist." I describe them as "being delicious." Either way, they're only available for a super limited time at the store this summer so add these to your cart on your next trip for SURE.
Oh, and if you miss them, Cotton Candy Grapes will also be coming to Sam's Club stores soon so you can get your fill of them too. Either way, keep an eye on the grape aisle...is that a thing?
Original, July 31, 2020 1:08 p.m.: Want me to eat the recommend amount of fruits and veggies? Tell me they taste like something way more fun than fruits and veggies. Like those Cotton Candy Grapes...or the Rosé Strawberries...or GRAPE SODA GRAPES. In case you couldn't tell by my enthusiasm (all caps is the written equivalent of screaming), they're an actual thing, and Sam's Club is selling 'em.
Suddenly, I'm a healthy eater ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Here's the deal: According to a rep for the brand, this exclusive Sam's Club flavor, which features "the intense sweet flavor of your favorite grape pop with a unique tropical twist," is only available for a limited time at a limited number of Club's. They might be slightly difficult to track down, but let me tell ya, they sound worth the hunt.
But since clearly they're gonna be a little harder to get our hands on, we've got those Cotton Candy Grapes and Rosé Strawberries to hold us over. In case you've been, I don't know, living under a rock and have somehow missed all the fuss, let me fill you in. Trader Joe's has been selling its fan favorite cotton candy-flavored fruit for quite some time and we're always here updating people on spottings. But recently, Driscoll decided to get in on the action and debuted something even better—Rosé Strawberries.
Per the brand, the fruit's got a "sweet, peachy flavor" and a "soft floral finish." It does sound like our go-to summer sipper, huh?
Alright now, brb, gotta go stake out Sam's Club until they start stocking my local shelves with Grape Soda Grapes. Wish me luck!!!