A few weeks ago, Chrissy Teigen posted a smokin' hot bathing suit pic to her Instagram, and her comment section blew up. Celebs and fans alike were, rightfully, in awe. But because jealous, evil internet trolls can't let anyone live, they body shamed her for another (equally hot!) beach shot.

...Why are people on Twitter the actual worst?

The photo in question features Teigen, her crazy adorable tot Miles, and husband John Legend. And while fans could've zeroed in on the sweet mother-son smooch or Teigen's bangin' bod, they went low. "I'm fucking crying bro," @OfficiallyIce wrote on social media, in reference to Legend's ~supposed~ reaction to his wife's butt.

But guys, the sun is shining directly into his eyes (!!!!) and that's the tea on his facial expression. She's his wife! The mother of his children! He loves and adores and stans the woman AND HER ASS.

As the one and only clap back queen, Teigen was obviously not gonna let this fake news fly. "Everyone so used to ass shots and photoshopped instagrams. I've had no ass forever - is this new news to some of you?" she wrote, before adding, "fuckin lames wouldn't be able to stop blabbering if I got my ass done either. bored as all hell, never can win!"

She didn't stop there, either. When the original tweeter tried to defend his actions—he said, "If he wasn’t in the pic, the pic wouldn’t be funny. You know that right?"—Teigen fired right on back. "Yeah. his grossed out face looking at my ass. you don't need to explain this to me. I get it. I know the meme and I see the 100s of comments under it *about* my body and his reaction to it. you were clowning on me or his look at me. that's all."

Need any more proof that John Legend is completely obsessed with Chrissy? After someone else tagged her in the pic, and she responded "it's been 13 years and he knew the first night we met :)," Legend added "😜😍😎." Emojis ARE a love language.

How about we stop criticizing women's bodies, k? Cool!