Take a breath, because man have I got a revelation for you. In a promo for next week's Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode, Kendall Jenner dropped a major bombshell, and tbh, I don't think you're ready for it. *Hold for dramatic effect* She has never tried a Hershey's Kiss. NEVER. Not once in her whole entire life. I'm not even sure how that's possible.
In the clip, Jenner's big sis Khloe Kardashian has some thoughts on the treat. "Wow, a Hershey's Kiss is pretty epic," she says. Thank you Khlo, yes, that is the right way a human being should react when eating a perfect little chocolate kiss. Because, guess what? They are epic. But you wanna know the wrong answer? Kendall's.
"Really?" she asks. REALLY? What do you mean really?
After Kardashian admits, "I haven't had one in such a longtime," Jenner just casually throws out that she can't relate. "I've never had one," she says, without emotion I might add.
Khloe's eyes communicated my exact thoughts: WTF?
While, I'm thankful Khloe didn't let her off the hook that easy—"that's crazy," she comments—I've still got so many questions. Instead she dropped it like a non-issue. Like, sure, they had more important drama to discuss (Kourtney is bullying Kendall, blah blah blah), but I needed more. Couldn't we have at least had a televised taste test?
Kendall, I'm saying this for your own good, a life without Hershey's Kisses is not a life at all.