While you might think negotiation skills are lost on a three year old, Luna Legend is here to prove you wrong. Yesterday, Chrissy Teigen posted the most adorable videos of Candy Court, a very serious discussion that took place between Chrissy, Luna, and John regarding the matter of Luna's candy consumption.

In the video, Luna gives just about the best reason for wanting to eat candy I can think of: "I want the candy cause I want it and I like it."

I mean, YEAH. When pressed for a better reason, she responded: "I like it." She's very to the point, that Luna. Just take her "What are you gonna do if I give you the candy?" response as an example—"I'm gonna eat it." DUH, mom.

Eventually, she makes some concessions, including agreeing to not scream in her sleep. As for how much candy she gets, she started with a big ask—three pieces—before eventually settling on two pieces. Again, she's a smart cookie!!

Comments from celebrities started rolling in and everyone seems to agree the Legend fam is the best. Jeff Foxworthy wrote, "My new favorite phrase is 'I want it because I want it.'" Katie Couric added a bunch of crying-laughing emojis while Jennifer Garner said "I'm sweating. The intensity." Gwyneth Paltrow wrote "This is BEYOND" and sweet sweet John simply said "I'm amazed." My favorite comment, though, came from Scott Myrick: "KRIS JENNER IS SHAKING."

Watch the full videos on Chrissy's Instagram and below:

BTW, if you don't melt at John-looking-at-Chrissy-looking-at-Luna, you have no soul. Ok bye, off to get a gavel for any and all parent friends. Congratulations to Luna's future law school class of 2041!!!!