It came to my attention recently that big box retailer BJ's is currently selling a very large jug of salsa. Like, very large. Like, four pounds-large. Like, the largest jug of salsa to ever exist. Like, a jug of salsa to last a lifetime. Related: You're in the market for salsa ahead of the holiday, I'm sure! Let's talk about this jug.
The Tostitos big boi is stuffed with the chunky medium variety of salsa, BJ's explains. It (the salsa, not the jug itself) is made of "ripe tomatoes, jalapeños, onions and garlic" and "pairs well with Tostitos Tortilla Chips, and also with a group of friends," the site goes on to say. That's so nice! Also a little rude of the store to assume one person couldn't be responsible for four pounds-worth of salsa, but OooooOOOooOooooK.
The jug (I'm sorry, I just honestly can't think of another word to describe a vessel full of c-h-u-n-k-y tomato bits) is currently going for $7.99 and can be ordered both online and picked up right in-store. Though there's only one review of the Thicc Jug, said review is glowing! Five stars! From someone who explains Queen Jug "never fails [her] and [is] always in stock."
Jug! Salsa jug! Jug jug jug! Salsa in a jug! Juuuuuug. SALSA JUG. Glug glug glug. It's been a long week. Goodbye.
