Hawaiian pizza is controversial all on its own, so I'd love to know why Dominos decided to increase the ew factor by topping it with canned spaghetti. Who in their right mind thought, "yep, this will hit the spot"?! Frankly, the pineapple, ham, and pasta concoction is sullying the good name of Domino's.

Earlier this week, the brand shared their latest creation to Facebook, assuring fans that it was in fact the real thing. "This is no joke," the caption read. WELL, it should be. "We've officially added Hawaiian SPAGHETTI pizza to our menu for a limited time only, with help from our friends at Wattie's NZ (no April Fools this time ๐Ÿ˜)."

Thankfully, America doesn't have to take ownership for this oneโ€”it's a New Zealand exclusive. Kiwis can pick up the, um, delicacy for $7.99. And while this sounds straight up awful to me, maybe (just maybe!) I'm missing out. Commenters popped up in defense. "Spaghetti on a pizza is actually really nice. Should do one with beef mince and cheese. Spaghetti bolognese pizza ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜," one user wrote. "what's better than pineapple on pizza? Spaghetti AND pineapple ๐Ÿ˜‰," another added. In fact, the response was overwhelmingly positive. Am I just an uncultured American? Should I try it for myself?

While I could maybe, possibly give it a taste test (I make no promises), the hotdog-stuffed pizza from Domino's France is still a big NO from me.